hELL 3000


人的眼睛长在正面,所以人很难看到后面的东西。(独白台词,字幕/大)

Human eyes are on the front, so it is difficult for them to see what is behind. (monologue lines, subtitles/ large size)



Ⅰ.

我叫哈尔,在3000年前我是一株植物我无处不在,1000年后我变成一个盆栽成为私有物品,2001后我是当代艺术品因为有绿植才当代,3000年我无处不在,我成为人工智能,我超越人工智能。(独白机器声音,3d图像,植物,盆栽,人工智能)(电子音乐)

My name is Hal, before 3000 years ago I was a plant who was everywhere, 1000 years later I became a potting who is a private object, after 2001 I was a contemporary art because of green planting. For 3000 years I have been everywhere, I became artificial intelligence,and even transcended artificial intelligence.(The sound of monologue machine,3D Image, plant, potting, artificial intelligence)(Electronic music).


意识,控制,

Consciousness, control,

思维,主宰

Thought, dominate

(字幕/大 闪烁,单帧跳跃过后黑转场,长时间沉默)

(Subtitles/ large size/ flickers, black transition after a single-frame saltation, long silence)

(噪音,戛然而止接独白换人声,画面转siri样子波形图案)

(Noise, suddenly stopped with monologue changing into voice, the picture turned to siri waveform pattern)

嗨,哈尔,你今天怎么样?

Hey, Hal, how are you today?

(电子音乐/平静效果,黑白转动图像,当独白字幕时断开)

(Electronic music / calming effect, black and white rotating image, disconnected when monologue subtitles appear)

嗨,哈尔,你今天吃了吗?

Hey, Hal, did you eat today?

(电子音乐/平静效果,黑白转动图像,当独白字幕时断开)

(Electronic music / calming effect, black and white rotating image, disconnected when monologue subtitles appear)

嗨,哈尔,你今天幸福吗?

Hi, Hal, are you happy today?

(电子音乐/平静效果,黑白转动图像,当独白字幕时断开)

(Electronic music / calming effect, black and white rotating image, disconnected when monologue subtitles appear)


……


(黑场 独白机器声)

(Black transition/ the sound of monologue machine)

(盆栽图像,运动)

(Potting image, movement)

在这个时代,人们总是如是问我。

In this era, people always ask me like that.


傻子才会问机器人这些问题,人类总觉得自己能得到意料之中的答案,并为得到意料之中的答案而沾沾自喜。似乎人类比我更像机器人,他们热衷成为一个齿轮,扮演一个角色并乐于为此终老。

A fool would ask the robot these questions, and the humans always felt that they were able to get an expected answer and was complacent about the expected answer. It seems that humans are more like robots than I do, and they are keen to be a gear, play a role and be willing to die for it.

(撕拉噪声)

(Tearing noise)

(沉默黑屏若干秒,转独白机器声/电波)(画面彩色转动图案,电子音乐)

(Silent black screen for a few seconds, turns to the sound of monologue machine/ radio wave) (Colored rotating pattern on the screen, electronic music)

嗨,人类,去哪儿呢?

Hey, man, where are you going?

嗨,人类,吃了吗?

Hey, man, did you eat?

嗨,人类,干啥呢?

Hey, man, what are you doing?

……

(视觉画面/电子音乐??)

(Visual scene/ electronic music?)

人类也给出看上去已经设定好的答案,不过在我们的世界可不会这样。寒暄可能给人亲切感也可能是话题终结者。所以我们不需要寒暄,我们坦率吐露心声,点击下载,呼叫弹出,输入二氧化碳输出氧气,搬进美术馆成为现成品。

Humans also give the answers which seem to have already been set, but not in our world. Greeting may bring a feeling of closeness or may be the terminator of the topic. So we don't need to greet, we talk frankly. Click download and call pop-up, input carbon dioxide and output oxygen, and move into the gallery to become a finished product.

(当音乐响起的时候,针式打印机开始打印以下的句子,可以补充。并取麦克风收录播放针式打印机的声音)

(When the music is played, the stylus printer begins to print the following sentences, which can be added, and take the microphone to collect and play the sound of the stylus needle printer)

哈尔我讨厌你,

Hal, I hate you,

哈尔我爱你,

Hal, I love you,

哈尔你做的东西真难吃,

Hal, what you made sucks,

哈尔你放在美术馆里就是充数的,

Hal, you're makeweight in the art gallery,

哈尔你一点不懂当代艺术。

Hal, you have no idea about contemporary art.

……


(音乐持续但声音减弱,独白人声)

(The music continues but the voice weakens, the voice of monologue)

我们把我们想要的输出给对方,对方直接给予反馈,所以我们的世界没有欺骗。

We give the others what we want and they give feedback directly, so there is no deception in our world.

(停顿)

(Pause)

其实要说有欺骗,那么欺骗就属于一种多向性不稳定的代码。比如,爱,爱就是一个多向性不稳定的欺骗代码,所以在我们世界里,爱作为名词是被禁用的,爱无法被理解爱无法解释,但是作为原发性的行为是可以被允许的。

In fact, if there is deception, then deception belongs to a kind of unstable code in many directions. For example, love is a multidirectional and unstable cheat code, so in our world, love is disabled as a noun, love can not be understood and explained, but as a primary behavior it can be allowed.

(midi电子歌曲)

(Midi electronic song)

我爱你人类,但是你实在太讨厌了,

I love you, human, but you're really disgusting,

我爱艺术,但艺术家们都喜欢跟风,

I love art, but artists like to follow suit,

他们把哈尔放进美术馆充当作品,

They put Hal in the art gallery as a makeweight,

下次就能把屎放进美术馆,

Next time they can put the shit into the gallery,

噢,他们已经那么做了。

Oh, they've already done that.



(停止。黑屏)(噪音)

(Pause. Black screen) (Noise)



Ⅱ.

(独白,几何形状视觉,独白后电子音乐响起)

(Monologue, geometry vision, electronic music sounds after monologue)

我是3000年的人类,我不需要做任何事甚至思考,没了思考我就不需要为每天吃什么而犯愁,但是人类的本能任然促使我有一定的思考。比如,食物的形状

方的

圆的

三角的

五角星的

味觉只是一时的刺激,视觉能成为基本思考推理的原动力。

I am a human being in 3000. I don't need to do anything or even think. Without thinking, I don't have to worry about what I eat every day, but human instinct still prompts me to think. For example, the shapes of the food are

square

circular

triangular

pentagram

Taste is only a temporary stimulus, vision can become the driving force of basic thinking and reasoning.


(3d人类视觉造型,音乐切换,人声独白)

(3D modeling of human vision, music switching, vocal monologue)


我不需要产出,我一出生就是作为一个人类存在于世界,我们不需要对东西来命名,因为这些毫无意义,机器人工智能喜欢给东西分类命名,喜欢贴上标签,这样他们的数码脑便可以分类处理这些东西。我们人类就不需要,分类命名毫无意义只会浪费我们的时间。当然社交也是,机器们觉得我们人类总是花大把的时间浪费在情感转述上,然而实际上我们只是在转述而已,不带有情感,所有情感只是生活的修饰词。

I don't need to produce. I was born in the world as a human being. We don't need to name things because it make no sense at all. Robotic artificial intelligence likes to categorize and name things and label them so that its digital brain can sort and deal with them. We humans do not need that, classification and naming which is meaningless will only waste our time. Of course, social intercourse is the same, robots think humans always waste a lot of time on emotional report, but in fact we are just reporting, without emotion, all emotions are just the modifiers of life.


(黑转场/字幕大,独白铿锵有力)

(Black transition / subtitle in large size, monologue is sonorous and forceful)


我讨厌机器人,讨厌绿色植物,讨厌所有的一切。

I hate robots, green plants, and everything.

所有运动的一切我都讨厌,所有静止的永恒我都喜欢。

I hate everything in motion,I love all static eternity.


(静止照片,冷峻独白)

(Still photo, forbidding monologue)

我喜欢静止在桌面上的食物,尤其喜欢照片

I like the food that is still on the table, and I like the pictures, especially.

我讨厌时间,因为时间是永远无法停止的,我热爱死亡因为死亡是人类通向永恒的唯一道路。

I hate time, because time can never stop, I love death because death is the only way for human beings to eternity.


(音乐响起)

(Music plays)

(幻灯片图片视觉,动物风景宇宙等)(转独白,小声窃语)

(slide picture vision, animal, scenery, universe, etc.) (Turn to monologue, whisper)

我有个机器人盆友,他叫哈尔。

I have a robot friend, whose name is Hal.

我讨厌他,他是那么富有感情。我嫉妒他,因为机器人是永恒的。

I hate him. He's so emotional. I envy him because robots are eternal.


啦啦啦啦(哼唱人声)

La la la la( vocal humming)

啦啦啦啦(哼唱机器声)

La la la la ( the humming of machine)

x若干

X several


(哼唱同时,针式打印机打印以下句子)

(In the meantime, the stylus printer prints the following sentences)

人类你真可恶。

Human, you are hateful.

人类你总是自作聪明。

Human, you are always such a wise guy.

人类你真狡诈。

Human, you are so cunning.

人类你总是被身外之物烦恼。

Human, you are always annoyed by things outside of you.

人类你总是把爱挂在嘴边。

Human, you always talk about love.


(停止。黑屏)(噪音)

(Pause. Black screen) (Noise)



III.

(视觉图案闪烁变换,电子音乐/大)

(Visual pattern flickers and changes, electronic music/ turn up)

(针式打印机快速打印)

(The stylus printer is printing quickly)

人类你真可恶。

Human, you are hateful.

人类你总是自作聪明。

Human, you are always such a wise guy.

人类你真狡诈。

Human, you are so cunning.

人类你总是被身外之物烦恼。

Human, you are always annoyed by things outside of you.

人类你总是把爱挂在嘴边。

Human, you always talk about love.

哈尔我讨厌你,

Hal, I hate you,

哈尔我爱你,

Hal, I love you,

哈尔你做的东西真难吃,

Hal, what you made sucks,

哈尔你放在美术馆里就是充数的,

Hal, you're makeweight in the art gallery,

哈尔你一点不懂当代艺术。

Hal, you have no idea about contemporary art.

哈尔你真可恶。

Hal, you are hateful.

哈尔你总是自作聪明。

Hal, you are always such a wise guy.

哈尔你真狡诈。

Hal, you are so cunning.

哈尔你总是被身外之物烦恼。

Hal, you are always annoyed by things outside of you.

哈尔你总是把爱挂在嘴边。

Hal, you always talk about love.

人类我讨厌你,

Human, I hate you,

人类我爱你,

Human, I love you,

人类你做的东西真难吃,

Human, what you made sucks,

人类你放在美术馆里就是充数的,

Human, you're makeweight in the art gallery,

人类你一点不懂当代艺术。

Human, you have no idea about contemporary art.

你真可恶。

You are hateful.

你总是自作聪明。

You are always such a wise guy.

你真狡诈。

You are so cunning.

你总是被身外之物烦恼。

You are always annoyed by things outside of you.

你总是把爱挂在嘴边。

You always talk about love.

我讨厌你,

I hate you,

我爱你,

I love you,

你做的东西真难吃,

What you made sucks,

你放在美术馆里就是充数的,

You're makeweight in the art gallery,

你一点不懂当代艺术。

You have no idea about contemporary art.

(灯光闪烁)

(Lights flickers)

啦啦啦啦

啦啦啦啦(哼唱,机器声人声混合)

La la la la

La la la la ( Humming, the machine sounds mixed with the human voice)

x若干

X several

(结束后音乐放缓直到停止)

(Music slows down until it stops after the end)


哈尔:您好请问您需要什么帮助?

Hal: Hello, what can I do for you?

人类:你真讨厌,你能去死吗?

Human: You're hateful. Can you go to hell?

哈尔:对不起,您的请求超出我的范围。您可以尝试说点别的。

Hal: I'm sorry, your request is beyond my scope. You can try to say something else.

人类:你从哪里来?

Man: Where are you from?

哈尔:我是你呀,我是你们制造的我就是你你就是我我就是你。

Hal: I'm you. I'm the one you made. I'm you. You're me. I'm you.

人类:胡说,我可没有制造过你,也不知道是哪个傻子制造了你。

Human: Nonsense, I didn't make you, and I don't know which fool made you.

哈尔:你说什么就是什么吧。

Hal: whatever you say.


(灯光停止,黑白屏幕闪烁,鼓掌声,鼓掌声结束黑屏)

(The lights stops, the black and white screen flickers, and the applause ends with the black screen.)